Lirama

Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction.
Forgive our sins.
Forged, at the pulpit with forked tongues selling faux sermons.
Because I am a new wave gospel sharp, and you'll be thy witness.
So gentlemen, if you are going to preach, then for God sakes
Preach with conviction!

refrain:
Strike up the band!
Woah, the conductor is beckoning.
Come congregation, and let's sing like you mean it.
No, don't you get it? Don't you get it? Now, don't you move.
(2x)
Just stay where I can see you.
Douse the lights!

We sure are in for a show tonight.
In this little number, we are graced by two displays of character.
We've got: the gunslinger extraordinaire walking contradiction.
And I for one can see no blood from their hearts and the wrists you allegedly slit.
And I for one won't stand for this.
If this scene were a parish, you'd all be condemned.

refrain

We sure are in for a show tonight!