Lirama

Hey handsome (hey) Do you wanna go out with me?
Who do you think you are?

My name is Moppie, I am a sexy bitch and I have a beautiful body
I love to kiss, kiss nice and long
My blond hair gets me all I want
Gold rings and that kind of stuff

Play your tricks on someone else
Women belong at home, by the stove
Repair my socks, clean the rooms
Hey! Get workin' that's your purpose!
Go clean the house, where are my shoes

Ome Henk he's cool
Yeah a man with feelings
He's sweet he's whow
He's woopie (woopie?)

Shut your mouth, get lost, leave me be
'cause I gotta clip my toe-nails

You are handsome (yeah it's a gift)
and also smart (yeah yeah)
So charming especially when you're smiling

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I am a sexy bitch and I have a beautiful body
I love to kiss, kiss nice and long
My blond hair gets me all I want
Gold rings and that kind of stuff

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Play your tricks on someone else (ah ah ahyeahyeah)
Don't be nagging at my head (hoohoo)
Don't you talk back to me (ahahah yeah)
All women are the same (hoohoo)

Ome Henk, you animal you, there's a jewelery store
And afterwards we go to a fancy restaurant
No, do you think I'm crazy
At a snackbar there's plenty food

You are smart (I see that)
And hondsome (yeah, duh)
Charming especially when you're smiling
Witty and so gung-ho (sure)
So sporty I love you (smooch)

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Why, tell me why are women so dumb
They are useless and unnecessary
I mean, I don't need them to cook, I've got a microwave
And not to do the laundry, I always wear the same suit
So ehh

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Well honey what do you say?
Know what? Give me your number
I call you next week, to paint my ceiling, you dirty filth