Lirama

Gentlemen, gentlemen please! Senors, por favor!

I once met a man with a sense of adventure
He was dressed to thrill wherever he went
He said, "Let's make love on a mountaintop
under the stars on a big hard rock."

I said, "In these shoes' What is this, the Peace Corps'"
I said, "Honey, let's do it here."

So we're sittin' at a bar in Guadalajara
in walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes
He says, "I've got a powerful horse outside
Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride
I know a little place we can get before the break of day."

I said, "In these shoes' No way, Jose!"
I said, "Honey, let's stay right here."

refrain:
No le gusta caminar
No puede montar a cabailo
'Como se puede bailar'
Es un escandalo

Then I met an Englishman
"Oh," he said, "Are you American'
Won't you walk up and down on my spine'
It makes me feel strangely alive."

I said, "In these shoes' Oh, I doubt you'd survive."
I said, "Honey... let's do it... hehehehe"

"Let's stay right here."

refrain (3x)

No le gusta caminar
No puede montar a cabailo
Como se puede bailar