Brad Paisley - Online • correction
english
I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive and old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm five foot three and overweight
I'm a sci-fi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
I've never been to second base
But there's a whole 'nother me
That you need to see, go check out MySpace
'Cause Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati I'm black belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them that I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way chat
With two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online, so much cooler online
I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've
Ever even been to L.A
Was when I got the chance with a marching band
To play tuba in a Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I pose to Calvin Klein
I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of sixpack abs
That will blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them that I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way chat
With two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online, yeah I'm cool online
When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Everytime I log in
Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'll see ya online