Lirama

Blimey! I...I suppose...that was it.

- Wasn't it light?

Yeah, terrific. You, you get terrific light with those bombs. Listen! A dog!

- What does the fallout look like, dear?

I don't know. The government directive neglected to mention how the populace could recognise it. I expect it would look a bit like snow does, only gray. Very quiet, isn't it? I expect they're all are having a good lie-in after the bombing.

- Terrible smell of burning.

Yes. Well there's bound to be. That's logical...

- It's like...roast meat.

Yes, it does. I expect people are having their Sunday dinners early this week, due to the unexpected circumstances...

A cloud coming up. Looks like rain. We'll be alright for water now for a while, my dear.

- Do you think rainwater is alright to drink?

Oh yes, of course it is. There's nothing purer than rainwater, is there? Everybody knows that.

- Oh, look! My hair's coming out.