Lirama

I've got an itch that I can't fix
I'm gonna get your mother to mix me a drink
Just think

refrain:
She takes my hand to put it up her skirt
I'll call you up to dish the dirt on her
So it doesn't reoccur

Your Ma will do it

I don't know where to hide
Before I know it her hand's inside
I know the damage that she can do with her hands untied
I try to keep her on hubbie's work
But if I don't stop she'll think I'm a jerk
A jerk

refrain

Go on!
Upper grade...

I've got a problem with someone's mum
But she relieves me of my daily humdrum
And while I stand there taking off her dress
I guess I'm in a mess
'Cause she wants a boy with the teenage drive
And knock his socks off his teenage life
And then I remember - She's your daddy's wife