Unix star trek spoof - Perl hacking • correction
englishPerl hacking
(chorus)
Perl hacking, across the universe
On the Unix OS, under captain Kirk
Perl hacking, across the universe
Splicing another list, 'cause we want it in reverse
(Kirk)
Lt. Uhura, report!
(Uhura)
There are scripts on the net
On the net
On the net
There are scripts on the net
On the net
There are scripts on the net
On the net
On the net
There are scripts on the net
On the net
(Kirk)
Analysis, mister Spock!
(Spock)
It's code Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's code Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, captain
(Uhura)
There are scripts on the net
On the net
On the net
There are scripts on the net
On the net
(chorus)
Perl hacking, across the universe
On the Unix OS, under captain Kirk
Perl hacking, across the universe
Splicing another list, 'cause we want it in reverse
(Kirk)
Debug report, doctor McCoy!
(McCoy)
It's worse than that: it die'd, Jim
Die'd, Jim
Die'd, Jim
It's worse than that: it die'd, Jim
Die'd, Jim
Die'd!
(Spock)
It's code Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's code Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, captain
(Uhura)
There are scripts on the net
On the net
On the net
There are scripts on the net
On the net, Jim!
(terminal captain)
Ha-ha! It's a troll, shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
It's a troll, shoot to kill
Shoot to kill, men
(McCoy)
It's worse than that: it die'd, Jim
Die'd, Jim
Die'd, Jim
It's worse than that: it die'd, Jim
Die'd, Jim
Die'd!
(Spock)
It's code Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's code Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, captain
(Uhura)
There are scripts on the net
On the net
On the net
There are scripts on the net
rm -rf, Jim!
(chorus)
Perl hacking, across the universe
On the Unix OS, under captain Kirk
Perl hacking, across the universe
Splicing another list, 'cause we want it in reverse
Only regexping global, and things are getting worse!
(Scotty at the parsing engine)
Ye canna change the way of parsing
Way of parsing
Way of parsing!
Ye canna change the way of parsing
Way of parsing, Jim!
(terminal captain)
Ha-ha! It's a troll, shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
It's a troll, shoot to kill
Scotty, log me in!
(McCoy)
It's worse than that: it die'd, Jim
Die'd, Jim
Die'd, Jim
It's worse than that: it die'd, Jim
Die'd, Jim
Die'd!
(Spock)
It's code Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's code Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, captain
(Uhura)
There are scripts on the net
On the net
On the net
There are scripts on the net
On the net, agaaaain!
(Scotty)
Ye canna change the script, Jim! Och, the parser
(McCoy)
It's worse than that, it's recursion, Jim!
(Kirk)
Bridge to terminal room, kill minus nine!
(Scotty)
Ach! If I give 'er any more she'll zombie, captain!
BOOM!
(chorus)
Perl hacking, across the universe
On the Unix OS, under captain Kirk
Perl hacking, across the universe
Splicing another list, 'cause we want it in reverse
Perl hacking, across the universe
On the Unix OS, under captain Kirk
Perl hacking, across the universe
Splicing another list, 'cause we want it in reverse