Lirama

Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)
With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)
But theres one thing Id like to say...
Is that I hate christmas day (I got a rock!)

Its time for everybody to have a christmas party
Everyone but me Ill step outside boycott your office party
No secret santa for me
Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway

'Cause I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow
Id rather stay where frosty melts in the sun
July fourth parade
A lynchburg lemonade
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)

refrain:
Deck the halls with bells of holly
tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate christmas Im glad it only comes one time a year

Its time for everybody to head out christmas shopping
Everyone but me Ill stay inside
No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow

I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one
A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)

refrain

It was the night before christmas and all through the house
All the creatures was chillin like flint drinkin stout
I woke from my sleep, heard here comes the boom
I knew that santa would be comin' soon
On dascher on donner, commit, on blitzen
I yelled shut up yall, but they wouldnt listen
And then he came down with his belly of jello
He says "where the ladies at 'cause Im a real jolly fellow"
Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight
Merry christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night

refrain (2x)

'Cause I hate christmas, Im glad it only comes one time a year
'Cause I hate christmas, Im glad it only comes one time a year