Lirama

star fleet to scout ship, please give your position. over
I am in orbit around the third planet from the star called the sun. over
you mean it's the earth? over
positive. it is known to have some form of intelligent species. over
I think we should take a look

Strange beautiful grass of green
With your majestic silken seas
Your mysterious mountains
I wish to see closer
May I land my kinky machine

Although your world wonders me
With you majestic superior crackling hen
Your people I do not understand
So to you I wish to put and end
And you'll never hear surf music again