Lirama

We want Freddie for our leader
Freddie is a man of class
We want Freddie for our leader
All stand & raise your champagne glass

Gentlemen & assassins & ladies of the night
I call upon you this evening in the hope of shedding some light
I can't go into detail or finger, unfounded fools
But there are some here amongst us
Who are not playing to the rules.

I've rounded up the low life & local CID
Offered a free massage or else the third degree
There is no simple solution, in this life we lead
So make things easy for yourself, to the Baronage concede

We want Freddie for our leader
Freddie is a man of class
We want Freddie for our leader
All stand & raise your champagne glass

Peace shall not prevail in Purley, came the stark warning today
From his hospital bed, drip fed Fred vowed he was here to stay
I'll tell you something for nothing, never in all my days
Have I felt so intimidated by the cheap tactics on display

And now approaching the pulpit the honourable Reverend Green

We want Freddie for our leader
Freddie is a man of class
We want Freddie for our leader
All stand & raise your champagne glass

We're gathered here this evening to pay our due respects
Toi Drip Fed Fred who late last night fell out of his prison bed
We know the nonce behind it, who slipped the night PD
The word is out & without doubt you will answer to me

Gentlemen & assassins & ladies of the night
I call upon you this evening in the hope of shedding new light
There is a simple solution, one called honor amongst thieves
So we'll take pity on your souls & only cap your knees

We want Freddie for our leader
Freddie is a man of class
We want Freddie for our leader
All stand & raise your champagne glass